My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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