Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
