people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Randomize
