I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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