wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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