I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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