Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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