and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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