Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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