I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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