how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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