thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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