I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
