i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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