Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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