I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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