I am in a vortex of obligation.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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