Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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