Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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