did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
how does that bad decision feel?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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