So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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