Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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