I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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