I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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