you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I need to calm my uterus...
So vagazzling was a success
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