You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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