its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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