Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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