AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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