Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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