Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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