she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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