Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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