i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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