normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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