just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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