If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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