We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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