chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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