Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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