Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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