i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
a search helicopter?!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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