I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
