okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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