Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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