Yo dont text me then not text me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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