im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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