yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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