We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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