One girl and one boy is just not enough.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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