so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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