But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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