ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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